I know this is going to come as a shock to everyone, but the truth is, the Egyptians built the pyramids entirely on their own. No alien assistance required.
As there are sure to be countless historians that would love to get their hands on my sources, this discovery is not why I felt compelled to write you today. It is, in fact, another matter, one more serious than you could imagine. For this reason, I will divulge, in full, how I came by this startling information.
There’s a Dr. Adam Farrow of the University of Rochester in New York. He’s a professor of physics and astronomy during the day. At night he works on this thing called a time machine. Yes, a machine that, you guessed it, allows you to travel in time.
Though an engineering student at Rochester, I knew Dr. Farrow by reputation only. M